My bro who shares a room with me, claims that I fart in my sleep. He was really annoyed and disgusted but I was amazed. I couldn't stop talking about it. I'll write a song (Parody of "Talking in your sleep")
" I hear the methane that you keep.
When you're farting in your sleep
I hear the methane that you keep.
When you're farting in your sleep"
While we're on the topic of funny songs, I love The Beatle's, "I am The Walrus"
"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo),
they are the eggmen (woo),
I am the walrus, Koo koo kachoo."
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