Extreme and total randomness: The Evil Computer
There once was a little laptop,
Whose owner was a crackpot.
The laptop worked ever so hard,
While his owner cursed it while eating pork and lard.
Then, the laptop decided to turn the tables,
It strangled the owner with it's cables.
The laptop was bloodthirsty, bent on world domination,
He'd making murdering a recreation.
Then, the owner's son hit the off button,
While slipping on the grease of his mutton.
